We still tease my mother about the time she discovered cumin and cooked everything with it for four years with it. Like, even pancakes. We call it the time of enchiladas.
It was good, just everything tasted like enchiladas. Coulda been worse.
Kids are brutal
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think I know what your mom’s favorite food is
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Blackberries?
Bearsquad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My mom once cut my ear a little while cutting my hair when i was like 4. I’m 33 and I still remember her the time she almost cut my ear off.
smeg@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Memory is funny like that, it was probably the scariest thing you had experienced in your life at the time!
dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
And as a 1 year old with a brain that can’t form memories, she remembered that.
MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 11 months ago
or maybe, just maybe, this is an old screenshot from 2020
squiblet@kbin.social 11 months ago
I hate how people started cropping out the dates, enabling eternal reposts
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
The quesadilla was just that bad lol
Rukmer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is an old post, and sometimes little kids do remember being a baby. My kid is 6 now and losing his baby memories but he used to tell me he wants to go back to certain places we went to “before (he) could talk” which started at 2. He described going on a boat to an island, something he had literally only ever done one time as a baby and we didn’t have any photos of. And lots of other things, that’s just an example. He doesn’t remember it now but he did when he was 4.5.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When I was 8 my mother slammed my finger in the bed of a pickup truck. It locked and she didn’t have the keys on her.
I still bring it up 25 years later.
ddkman@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah but that is a situation that is funny in hindsight.
cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Legit though. I got my finger slammed in the car door but luckily it didn’t lock like that. I could see bone. Even theoretical, thinking about the door locking makes me panic a bit.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was about the same age when my mom got my finger in the car door. We were getting ice cream and my dad sent be from the window of the shop to go deliver moms to her. The door closed on it, but thankfully didn’t lock. I just had to knock on the door with my other hand (she was inside) to get her to open it.
Very painful but no permanent injury.
Ever since, when I’ve been in a similar situation, I either pass through the open window or I actually step into the swing path of the door.
Rolder@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Something like 20 years ago, my dad made meatloaf and cooked ketchup into it, since we always coated it in ketchup anyway. Problem was it was that green colored ketchup that was popular then. The result: sickly green ass lookin meatloaf no one would touch.
I never let him forget about it.
nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 11 months ago
green colored ketchup
the what?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The 90s were wild.
candybrie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They also made purple ketchup.
AAA@feddit.de 11 months ago
green colored ketchup
You’re welcome.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
If the 24 year old rotten hunk of meat I call a brain can be trusted. Heinze made some weird colored ketchup in the late 90s early 00s, I believe they we’re purple, green, and I believe blue. They we’re weird and I remember atleast one instance when I was like 4 that my great uncles mixed the purple one in with mustard which looked nasty as shit to fuck with my great grandfather while camping.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dad still ate it didn’t he? Why? Because he’s no bitch yet still apparently raised some lol.
Also that sounds fun as fuck to eat.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Ah yes the burnt Quesadilla of '19
kamen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So anything else it is then.
Willer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can cook pizza right?
FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, my mom once managed to burn taco shells to the point where we had to air out the house. It’s been 20 years and we still joke about it :D
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
“C’mon man, it’s burnt.”
Tosses quesadilla back to Cheech, who cooks it even more before tossing it back to Chong
mrfriki@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The grudge.
Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I once completely burned a tortilla trying to make a quesadilla
squiblet@kbin.social 11 months ago
I've burnt the fuck out of a tortilla in the broiler, it's true
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can’t say I blame her. I still haven’t forgiven my mother for burning my Grill Cheese.
aelwero@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I burned like 6 grilled cheeses the other day… Fuck induction stoves man. Damned thing goes from barely warm to nuclear reactor if you blink at it the wrong way.
Pringles@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If you’re not used to cooking with induction it’s a bit of a learning curve. It gets warm very quickly so your timings are different. I burnt a ton of food learning to cook with induction, but once you get the hang of it, it’s super convenient.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is why Jesus invented the toaster oven for us, my son.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This sounds exactly like my niece. 🤣
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Kids never forgive and they never forget.
Madison420@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yep we give my mom shit about forgetting to cook the lasagna after she cut her finger damn near off, It’s been like 20 years and she had a good excuse.
uis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
4chan anons are kids. Works for me.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kids can be so cruel.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How did a one-year-old remember that?
Kata1yst@kbin.social 11 months ago
Probably tweeted years ago.
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You’re correct. The tweet is from March 3rd 2021.
twitter.com/toddedillard/…/1367238365448450051?t=…
The author has a Mastodon account: mastodon.sdf.org/@toddedillard
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s no longer funny if it’s just a kid remembering something for a few months.
aard@kyu.de 11 months ago
At least my kid remembers quite a few things from that time. She sometimes goes “remember when I was crying so much…” following by an increasingly detailed description of a situation until I do remember. And then she tells me what the issue was back then, which she didn’t have the ability to explain yet back then.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is her last name Atreides, by any chance?
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 11 months ago
This meme is probably from 2013.