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Kids are brutal

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world⁩

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How did a one-year-old remember that?

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    • Kata1yst@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably tweeted years ago.

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      • 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re correct. The tweet is from March 3rd 2021.

        twitter.com/toddedillard/…/1367238365448450051?t=…

        The author has a Mastodon account: mastodon.sdf.org/@toddedillard

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s no longer funny if it’s just a kid remembering something for a few months.

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    • aard@kyu.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At least my kid remembers quite a few things from that time. She sometimes goes “remember when I was crying so much…” following by an increasingly detailed description of a situation until I do remember. And then she tells me what the issue was back then, which she didn’t have the ability to explain yet back then.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is her last name Atreides, by any chance?

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    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This meme is probably from 2013.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We still tease my mother about the time she discovered cumin and cooked everything with it for four years with it. Like, even pancakes. We call it the time of enchiladas.

    It was good, just everything tasted like enchiladas. Coulda been worse.

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    • ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think I know what your mom’s favorite food is

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Blackberries?

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  • Bearsquad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My mom once cut my ear a little while cutting my hair when i was like 4. I’m 33 and I still remember her the time she almost cut my ear off.

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Memory is funny like that, it was probably the scariest thing you had experienced in your life at the time!

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  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And as a 1 year old with a brain that can’t form memories, she remembered that.

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    • MenacingPerson@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      or maybe, just maybe, this is an old screenshot from 2020

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      • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I hate how people started cropping out the dates, enabling eternal reposts

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The quesadilla was just that bad lol

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    • Rukmer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is an old post, and sometimes little kids do remember being a baby. My kid is 6 now and losing his baby memories but he used to tell me he wants to go back to certain places we went to “before (he) could talk” which started at 2. He described going on a boat to an island, something he had literally only ever done one time as a baby and we didn’t have any photos of. And lots of other things, that’s just an example. He doesn’t remember it now but he did when he was 4.5.

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  • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When I was 8 my mother slammed my finger in the bed of a pickup truck. It locked and she didn’t have the keys on her.

    I still bring it up 25 years later.

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    • ddkman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah but that is a situation that is funny in hindsight.

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    • cabbagee@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Legit though. I got my finger slammed in the car door but luckily it didn’t lock like that. I could see bone. Even theoretical, thinking about the door locking makes me panic a bit.

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    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was about the same age when my mom got my finger in the car door. We were getting ice cream and my dad sent be from the window of the shop to go deliver moms to her. The door closed on it, but thankfully didn’t lock. I just had to knock on the door with my other hand (she was inside) to get her to open it.

      Very painful but no permanent injury.

      Ever since, when I’ve been in a similar situation, I either pass through the open window or I actually step into the swing path of the door.

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  • Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Something like 20 years ago, my dad made meatloaf and cooked ketchup into it, since we always coated it in ketchup anyway. Problem was it was that green colored ketchup that was popular then. The result: sickly green ass lookin meatloaf no one would touch.

    I never let him forget about it.

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    • nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      green colored ketchup

      the what?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The 90s were wild.

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      • candybrie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They also made purple ketchup.

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      • AAA@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        green colored ketchup

        You’re welcome.

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If the 24 year old rotten hunk of meat I call a brain can be trusted. Heinze made some weird colored ketchup in the late 90s early 00s, I believe they we’re purple, green, and I believe blue. They we’re weird and I remember atleast one instance when I was like 4 that my great uncles mixed the purple one in with mustard which looked nasty as shit to fuck with my great grandfather while camping.

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      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        images.app.goo.gl/qg9Wbi7TWtF8SumS6

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dad still ate it didn’t he? Why? Because he’s no bitch yet still apparently raised some lol.

      Also that sounds fun as fuck to eat.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes the burnt Quesadilla of '19

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So anything else it is then.

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    • Willer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can cook pizza right?

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  • FinishingDutch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, my mom once managed to burn taco shells to the point where we had to air out the house. It’s been 20 years and we still joke about it :D

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “C’mon man, it’s burnt.”

    Tosses quesadilla back to Cheech, who cooks it even more before tossing it back to Chong

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  • mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The grudge.

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  • Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I once completely burned a tortilla trying to make a quesadilla

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    • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I've burnt the fuck out of a tortilla in the broiler, it's true

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  • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can’t say I blame her. I still haven’t forgiven my mother for burning my Grill Cheese.

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    • aelwero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I burned like 6 grilled cheeses the other day… Fuck induction stoves man. Damned thing goes from barely warm to nuclear reactor if you blink at it the wrong way.

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      • Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you’re not used to cooking with induction it’s a bit of a learning curve. It gets warm very quickly so your timings are different. I burnt a ton of food learning to cook with induction, but once you get the hang of it, it’s super convenient.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is why Jesus invented the toaster oven for us, my son.

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  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This sounds exactly like my niece. 🤣

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    • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kids never forgive and they never forget.

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      • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yep we give my mom shit about forgetting to cook the lasagna after she cut her finger damn near off, It’s been like 20 years and she had a good excuse.

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      • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        4chan anons are kids. Works for me.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kids can be so cruel.

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