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Probably the worst Deck 2 design I've seen

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨steamdeck@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • FreeBooteR69@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Missing the track pads, total garbage.

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    • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I agree. The article claims this mockup has better “trackpads”, but I think they’re just referring to the thumbsticks.

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      • Hyacathusarullistad@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah, I think the article and the image are both AI generated, so the "author" of the article really has no idea what the image actually looks like.

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    • p5f20w18k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I only ever use them in desktop mode but I know if they disappeared I’d be mad about it

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      • NightOwl@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And typing.

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      • TicklishRocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Y’all need to look into radial menus. Will change your life.

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  • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This reminds me of the XBOX 720 memes from back in the day where the console was a sphere or some shit

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    • Ser_Salty@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      IT’S SPHERICAL

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Funny to see that it’s turned out be a simple geometrical shape after all but just a little… edgier.

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  • jordanlund@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please don’t feed bullshit designs like this oxygen. It’s bad enough seeing all the “PS5 Pro” and “Switch 2” articles.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Switch 2 was officially announced though.

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      • jordanlund@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No, it wasn’t.

        polygon.com/…/nintendo-switch-2-release-date-2024…

        “Nintendo has not formally announced its next console, and has effectively ruled out releasing one anytime prior to April 1, 2024. The company said earlier this year that it wants to bolster Switch sales with new games and add-on content.”

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No trackpads = no thanks

    Also why does the screen jut out like that?

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    • Rossel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How comes Valve is the only one to get inputs right? Not even fan renders get it right.

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      • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nobody else is thinking of it as “PC gaming on a console”

        They’re thinking in terms of “A console which is a PC”

        In other words, their heads are in console mode rather than in PC gaming mode. They aren’t thinking of an effective mouse option to play paradox games and the like.

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    • DrKevorkian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      100% agree. Loved the Steam Controller. Love the Steam Deck. Drop the trackpads and my use case gets 10x smaller - I’d pass on it.

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  • Centillionaire@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ragebait

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is it upside down?

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    • Overzeetop@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My wrists are sore just looking at that shape.

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  • TicklishRocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am almost positive the Steam Deck 2 will be the same design with upgraded hardware, maybe additional USB port or something.

    Valve put a lot of RND into the Decks design and ergonomics. I think it would be a waste of money to change it. Money i would rather them use towards an OLED screen or something.

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    • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I hope they find a way to make it almost as thin as a PSP or a Switch, and powerful enough to play games at 1080p. Maybe then I’ll consider one.

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    • tiltmachine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Improving on things isn’t a waste of money especially if they’re successful enough to achieve the main goal, ie. make games more accessible to more devices, instead of making the perfect handheld (which is unlikely for a first iteration). The body is too big for the screen, too heavy, new SOC means new considerations internally like cooling and battery, keeping the current form is arguably more stupid since it will probably limit actual improvements.

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      • TicklishRocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I disagree. I think Valves current form factor for the deck is as iconic as the DualShock or the Xbox controller. They don’t need to change anything externally other than the display, we don’t even need it to be higher resolution, just a good OLED panel, which would probably introduce a screen with less of a bezel. better GPU/CPU would make it almost perfect.

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    • lapommedeterre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’m expecting the same. Maybe some exhaust differences with newer heatsink tech.

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  • Dangdoggo@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Truly awful concept tbh, the shape is awful the screen makes no sense superfluous lights. Just wretched.

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  • Oha@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    holy shit this thing is ugly

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  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Concepts are always made by the people I least want to actually be in charge of design

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    • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Part of the problem is that concept art needs to be flashy to be noticed, but most usability focused designs are plain or very similar to existing designs.

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    • zipzoopaboop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m so happy they don’t actually get to design anything

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    • jonne@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s why they’re stuck making concepts instead of actual products.

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  • Zalzabar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sweet mercy that’s ugly

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  • Grishaix@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • alansuspect@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I forgot these existed! I always wanted one…

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      • dan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I had one. Those controllers were incredibly cheap and plasticky.

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  • CurlyWurlies4All@prxs.site ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love this shit. They’re always so wrong but such fun designs. I wish I could find pictures of the old PS3 and Xbox 720 concepts that people were paying back in the day.

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    • vardogor@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      youtu.be/rzLIUgnKY40

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      • Zoot_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        An all time classic right here

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      • C3D@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The music makes it perfect

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      • shotgun_crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Of course it has that one song + movie maker, no unregistered hypercam 2 or notepad sadly

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      • CurlyWurlies4All@prxs.site ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The drowning pool really sets the ambience

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  • sparklecherryz@geddit.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    2000’s leappad edutainment handheld vibes

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    • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I knew it reminded me something, you’re exactly right. Recolor it in leappad colors and it would fit right in.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shit looks hella uncomfortable to hold

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It looks like it was designed by an ai, just like how the article was written

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  • soulsource@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cool! It even has an unintentionally belly-operated off-button!

    (Sorry, but this design looks like a UX nightmare. The Sticks feel barely reachable, the buttons on the bottom will be touched unintentionally, the shoulder pads aren’t clearly separated, the ABXY buttons are way too small, the speaker seems to be mono,… The list of shortcomings could go on forever…)

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  • HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where are the touch pads? Are they secret? Are they safe?

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  • explodes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What kind of prank is the artist trying to pull?

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  • Tag365@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What? The Steam Deck needs trackpads and L4, L5, R4, and R5 buttons! Without them I wouldn’t have been able to play modded Minecraft properly due to the amount of controls introduced by the mods I use.

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    • MadCybertist@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If they ever drop the track pads I'm out. It's the only reason I got the Steam Deck as I play a lot of WoW on it and they are basically required. Plus I tinker in Linux a ton too and also they are super necessary.

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    • IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It also looks like we got rid of the start and select buttons as well…

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    • Leon@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They also seem to have replaced the Steam and QAM buttons with home (?) and menu buttons

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    • Rossel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I could never play Guild Wars 2 without them either, and it’s one of my most played games. One of the reasons I got a Deck too.

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  • wagesj45@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don't worry, its just a concept design from Carota. Zero chance this gets out the door.

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    • MJBrune@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What a rage bait article. It’s not even an official concept but words it like one.

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  • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve never seen a good fan render. Ever.

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  • phi1997@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Rounded corners on the screen? Yuck

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    • mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s probably the least disgusting feature of them all, kinda looking forward for a monitor with rounded corners even though I know the problems that it will carry. The inverted shape of the handles though…

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  • SloganLessons@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bait

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    • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It worked, I was successfully baited.

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  • skymtf@pricefield.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This looks really clunky. Like the steam deck is simple and familiar to me

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    • hoodatninja@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love my deck but simple it is not lol

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  • MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Getting serious Wutang controller vibes.

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  • suckaduck@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is it the 1st of April already?

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  • fidodo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like a game gear

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Here is an archive version of the link for those that don’t want to give clicks to rage-baiters.

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  • relative_iterator@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Holding this is the equivalent of trying to run in your dreams. Can’t be done.

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  • dobo99@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe unpopular but I kinda like the design and the aluminium looking bottom line… but it’s still dumb and not repairable like this. Also, we just want the old one with a better screen.

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